NOTE: the spoiler contains a more thorough background on the espurr's religion. a lot of it is explained sporadically throughout the post but this has it all in one place and might be easier to follow. use if you want to, or ignore it. whichever. c:
espurr's religion teaches that all pokemon are mini-gods whose powers can be fully unlocked by bonding with a compatible trainer--"transcendence," as her faith calls it. it is not a process directly related to evolution or training or even being captured in a pokeball, but something more spiritual. pokemon aren't capable of bonding and transcending with any old human, just as not all humans can bond with (or even understand) every pokemon they meet. some humans are not capable of bonding at all. according to her religion, those unbondables were jealous and wanted to even the playing field. they made up legendary pokemon to subconsciously subvert a bonded pokemon's strength. with the "knowledge" that legendaries existed, pokemon would have less faith in their own relatively meager strength (using the fictitious legendaries as a baseline). the unbondables hoped that, over the course of generations, the self-doubt would manifest as actual reduced strength. espurr's faith teaches that they are right.
if a bonded human buys into the lie then their pokemon--by definition of being bonded to them--will also believe it. greed is not limited to humans and joining with a trainer is something many wild pokemon seek. in an effort to fit in with as many trainers as possible, wild pokemon often adopt the local legendary lie as truth, if it's common enough among humans. therefore, if inset's bondable trainers continue to buy into the idea of legendaries, pokemon on and off their team will buy into it as well. the believers (of the false idols) will rapidly dilute the gene pool of the knowers (like her, who acknowledge the lie of the legendary pokemon) and the collective strength of the region's pokemon will whittle away into nothing.
these myths were invented all over the world but not simultaneously. espurr believes the timing difference in the creation of the lie, and the difference in numbers of legendaries that were created, helps explain the differences in strength pokemon can have region to region (Pidgeot native to Kalos tend to be faster than Pidgeot native to Unova, etc). it takes a long time for the effects to become apparent and inset is too young to have seen them yet, but ara village has a shrine with fictional legendaries from all over the world--so when the effect begins to show up, it will progress rapidly.
espurr and other practitioners of her faith believe that one day, there will be no pokemon left on inset who are capable of transcendence and pokemon will eventually lose their powers altogether. attacks and abilities and types will all fade into nothing and their status as mini-gods will be erased forever. her church is made up of pokemon who have agreed to take a vow of chastity. they will never bond with a human and will instead devote their lives to preventing bonded trainers from approaching the shrines and worshiping the false idols. espurr's willingness to use force made her a more effective deterrent than the zealots who only used fear-based or spiritual arguments, and her success is one of the reasons she was chosen as high priestess in her church.
priests and priestesses also forego all identities outside of the church; they give up all ties to their family and their species. they only think of themselves as their titles within the church. espurr will never respond to "espurr" or any other nickname and she also does not think of herself as an "espurr." she is "the high priestess," and that is all. the same applies to all members of her church.
The high priestess crept silently along one side of the path, obscured by the crops that towered over her head. The moonlight was faint and her dark robes allowed her to effortlessly blend in with the shadows. She'd followed Aiden and company most of the day, dodging from crop field to crop field. Wild pokemon on the route knew better than to mess with the robe-wearers; normally they even stayed away from the trainers the robe-wearers followed. Regardless, they were not difficult to deal with.
The Audino's cowardice meant none of them searched the crop fields, which actually made her mission that much easier. (The Audino was a worthless capture. He was too caught up in his phobias to bond with a human. Even from a distance, the high priestess could see that. The human would never bond with him--simply catching a pokemon did not guarantee transcendence.) The Deerling had been similarly unsuitable for bonding. Luckily, the human had shown some resilience there. And the priestess had had no issue handling the dimwitted deer. One harsh Confusion attack had kept the fool running wildly through the field, all thoughts of the battle against the human and his Flareon long since forgotten.
Despite his foolish choice in taking the Audino along with him, the boy was clearly one of the bondables. His Flareon ran around as it pleased and came back just as readily. The Tepig wasn't chained in any way and it stuck right next to his heels. The human spoke with them, joked with them, trusted them. They were bonded, those two and their human. And they were heading to Ara Village.
If the boy's conversation with his Tepig was any indication, they planned on sticking around a while. That made them dangerous.
Anyone who stuck around for more than a day or two eventually ventured toward the shrines, even if it was only curiosity or boredom that sent them there. Regardless of the reason for the visit, the myths took root, one day at a time. If too many of the bondables visited--if too many trainers fell prey to the lies and the sacrilege--Inset's pokemon were done for.
The priestess's mouth set into a deep frown while a blistering hatred took root in her chest. Her ears rose up of their own accord, ready to unleash an uncontrolled blast of psychic energy, but her dark blue robes covered the rings beneath her ears. How selfish could they be, heading to the shrines as though their bonds meant nothing? Didn't they realize? Couldn't they see?
But of course they couldn't. They were ignorant and foolish. Sinners, all three of them. Blessed and unworthy, all at once. They were a danger to themselves, a danger to her, a danger to Inset.
She would change that.
The human and his pig walked along the path so slowly that she kept pace with them even while dodging corn stalks and taking care to not step on twigs or anything that would make noise and give away her position--all this in the
darkness, mind you. If their physical sluggishness here was any indication of their mental fortitude, they would accept the myths surrounding Ara's legendary shrines as facts without sparing a second for critical thought.
Trusting the ability to unlock a pokemon's true power to such lazy humans was an awful idea but at the end of the day, the high priestess had no influence over that. The world was full to the bursting point with those idiotic ironies. Her church would fix that in the long run, that was known. They would find a way to allow pokemon to transcend without mankind's help. But until then--here, now, today, with this boy--
she would fix the more immediate problem presented by this boy.
But first, she had to get in front of the stupid dog. The Flareon was far ahead of the priestess and therefore even farther ahead of his trainer. She needed to be
between the false idols and the bonded ones before she intervened. Once their way was blocked, she would save them from their own wayward intentions, whether they liked it or not.
It was as though Flareon knew her intentions, as though it could feel the danger in its future if it didn't turn back, as though it
knew it was doomed--because as soon as the thought crossed the priestess's mind, the dog turned tail and scampered back toward its trainer. She slowed to a stop, when she was a minute's worth of travel ahead of the human and maybe a foot or two away from the path. Not much, but enough.
"I smell something! The village, I think!" The dog's bark boomed over the sleepy route one and the oaf's paws thudded against the road. Nothing subtle, nothing graceful, nothing artistic. And yet he was bonded with a human, and she never would be. All because of fools like him and his trainer, fools who had the gullibility to believe anything and the power to ruin everything.
She honed in on the injustice of it all, letting the anger simmer until it boiled over. She lowered her dark hood and tracked the Flareon's movements with her purple eyes, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. The cornfield continued to hide her from sight. It seemed both the Flareon and the Tepig--while lucky enough to have found a human with whom they could bond--were too stupid to think of sniffing every now and then. Otherwise they would've known. Otherwise they would've seen.
But they didn't know. They couldn't see.
The high priestess was not like them. She knew. She saw. And when the Flareon was level with her, she acted.
Her left ear flew up and this time there was no hood blocking her ring. The golden organ flashed to life like fireworks in the darkness. Psychic energy propelled chaotically toward the Flareon, intercepting the dog's rib cage mid-stride. He didn't even have a chance to yelp; the Confusion simply threw him off his paws, sending him colliding with the ground. The human and the pig were spurred from their languid pace and they ran to his side.
The high priestess was not finished. She swiveled one hundred and eighty degrees and raised her right ear. A second blast of energy shot outward, this time flying haphazardly into the boy, the pig, the dog, and the road. It was more spread out than the first--a consequence of her having absolutely no control over her attack beyond the
when and the general
where.
Most priestesses preferred negotiating. They liked to pull the humans aside, they liked to explain. They liked to rationalize and discuss. She was not most priestesses. She placed no such faith in a human's ability to reason.
She flipped her hood back up over her head and stepped out onto the path. The human was crouched over his Flareon, asking some asinine question about
how he felt. He and the Tepig were so preoccupied with the winded Flareon that they didn't notice her presence. The high priestess had no patience for it.
"When you enter Ara Village, you will not leave." Her booming voice demanded to be heard and Aiden was in no position to ignore her. He turned around, shielding the Flareon with his body in the process.
"What?"In the darkness, it was hard to make out anything beyond the general shape of her midnight blue robes. Her face was not entirely covered but the stiff fabric stuck out over her face just enough to cover her in shadows. All that was discernible were the tips of her feet, the ends of her paws, and a few tufts of purple fur that couldn't quite be concealed by her attire.
"When you enter Ara Village, you will not leave." Being forced to repeat herself drew a snarl to her voice.
The Tepig at his side was positively shaking at the sight of their weird, robed attacker.
"W-what? Who are you?""Who I am is not important." It was as honest an answer as any of them would get from her. She had dedicated her life to being unimportant--unbonded and untranscended, forevermore--so that she might sway the truly important ones off the paths of ignorance and sin. It was a long story to tell and one that she doubted any of these three would be intelligent enough to comprehend, never mind accept. So she didn't bother.
"What is important is that you do not leave Ara Village. The path beyond the village is treacherous. It is imperative that you remain behind."She had to be careful in these encounters to not mention the shrines themselves. It was the First Sermon all priests and priestesses heard and it was by far the most important of the Seven Tenants of her faith. The shrines were mentioned only during the initiation and the First Sermon. After that, they were never discussed again. Any member of the faith who brought up the shrines--anywhere, ever, to anyone, even within the confines of the church--was forcibly removed. There were members of the faith tasked with ensuring that those traitors were unable to pass on knowledge of the shrines to anyone else after their exile. (Much of the time, that unseemly task fell in the high priestess's capable paws. But that is a subject for another day.)
The Seventh Sermon taught the importance of honesty. Lying was not nearly as severe an offense as telling someone about the shrines. Lying, after all, only brought harm
sometimes. Discussing the shrines
always brought harm. It made humans curious. If you tell the humans they
can't do something, it is inevitably the only thing they will think of doing until it is actually done. There was nothing on earth humans liked so much as forbidden fruit. And out of fear of other route one pokemon mentioning the shrines to passing humans, members of the faith were not allowed to discuss it with other wild pokemon either, unless the wild pokemon mentioned it
and the member of the faith believed the other pokemon could be converted to their cause.
The Seventh was the reason most priests and priestesses were honest with humans, when it came time to discuss leaving Ara Village as swiftly as possible. (It is cursed, and the curse will corrupt both you and your pokemon. If the curse spreads among too many humans, it will eventually become widespread among wild pokemon who seek to join humans. And eventually the curse will weaken all pokemon, whether they are among the cursed ones or not. All that.) They chose their words carefully so as not to mention the shrines themselves, as mandated by the First, and hoped for the best.
The high priestess was the high priestess for a reason, though. She was more successful than other practitioners of her faith. Significantly so.
She succeeded because she recognized a reality that many of her faith were loath to admit: truth did not sit well with bondable humans. Armed with their pokemon, they felt invincible. They saw her faith as little more than a trite local custom--nothing real, nothing dangerous, certainly nothing to take seriously.
Their ignorance would be the undoing of pokemonkind and the high priestess had no patience for it. So her strategy was to take the First Sermon and apply it more broadly. If you tell humans
not to do something, they will do exactly the opposite. First, she would rid them of the burdensome idea that they were invincible. Then, she would command them to do the opposite of what she actually wanted.
Every time, they retaliated.
Almost every time, the high priestess lost the battle.
But every single time, the high priestess won the war. Every single time, they got out of Ara Village as quickly as their legs could carry them. Whether it was to escape the crazed Espurr or just to prove a point was irrelevant. So long as they didn't stick around, her mission had been accomplished.
The losing bit did not matter. Losing to a bonded trainer was not a symbol of weakness in her faith; it was more of an inevitability. By definition of being
bonded, their pokemon were stronger than the wild pokemon who made up her church. (Fighting unbonded trainers would have been an even match, but it would also be a waste of precious time. Her faith had no quarrel with unbondedable trainers. They could believe in legendaries with all their heart, worship the false idols every minute of every day, and it would not corrupt their pokemon one bit. But if a bonded trainer believed? If a bonded trainer worshiped and gave offerings to the false idols? Then their pokemon would believe, too. And then, like a virus, the belief would spread to their other pokemon, and to wild pokemon, and to future generations. Breeders were particularly dangerous in this regard, but many non-breeders dabbled in playing matchmaker between their pokemon at one point or another.)
By the time her threat (or warning, or suggestion, depending on how you looked at it) had been repeated, the gasping Flareon had found its way to its paws.
"You can't tell us what to do." Aiden draped a hand protectively over the Flareon's shoulder, allowing the panting dog to lean against him while Saffron caught his breath. Saffron's boldness inspired Nutmeg and she rounded on the Espurr.
"Y-yeah! You can't tell us what to do!"The high priestess's nostrils flared and balled her tiny paws into fists.
"I already have, you fools."Nutmeg looked at Saffron. Even in the dim moonlight, she could see that his dust-coated fur was splayed and knotted horribly from the Confusion's impact. She could only imagine what his skin looked like beneath the thick fur. Just thinking about it gave her the last ounce of bravery she needed.
"No!" She marched forward, stomping a hoof defiantly in the dirt.
"We're not gonna be stuck in Ara Village, or anywhere else, just because some bully tells us so!" Bullies were nothing new to Nutmeg. In fact, with her rotund belly and very visible obesity, bullies had been the
rule rather than the
exception up until the day Aiden took her from the lab. She'd never stood up to bullies before. Never. But she'd also never fought anyone until she'd left with Aiden--and she'd fought a bullying Fletchling and won. So why couldn't she fight this bully and win, too?
"You will remain in Ara for the rest of your days, no matter how you fight it. It is foretold." It was not foretold. That was a blatant lie. But the robed look conveyed her religious background in an instant. The robes convinced people that
she believed what she was saying, even if they didn't personally believe it. She could see it in the Tepig's eyes--the fury that came with a stranger really, truly believing their grand journey would never get farther than the very first village on the map.
In telling them what to do, she had doused them with gasoline. And in telling them their journey was destined to be a failure, she'd lit the proverbial match.
As if on cue, the Tepig charged.
The high priestess did not move. Moving was not the point. Evading damage was not the point. Winning this petty fight was not the point. No. The priestess was not afraid of bodily pain. Life was full of pain and death was inevitable. There was nothing this Tepig could do to her that had not already been done by larger, stronger, angrier pokemon.
Her only consideration was that if she lost immediately, the group would ignore her advice. So she braced herself, took the Tepig's tackle, and went fumbling backwards--and then she stood up. Her hood was off now, draping from the neck of her robes. They only got to look her over a for a moment before she was on the move again. The hood and the cape streaked out behind her while she charged the Tepig, claws extended in preparation for a scratch attack.
"Ember!"The Tepig opened her mouth as ordered. She let loose a batch of flames just as the priestess's claws made contact. There was no one here on the priestess's side, no one giving her orders. She stayed right next to the Tepig while the fire scorched through her robes, marring her fur and burning her skin. She scratched ruthlessly at the pig's hide all the while. Nutmeg wailed and flailed her head this way and that, slamming the wild pokemon with her skull. The beast would not be dissuaded.
"You will never leave Ara alive," she hissed. Nutmeg reared her head back and slammed forward with her whole body, knocking the priestess onto her back. She was down but not out, and her legs flailed wildly. The claws on her toes raked Nutmeg's legs, eliciting fresh squeals from the pig. By that point, the psychic energy within her was almost recharged. She was seconds away from another round of Confusion.
"Saffron, can you help?" In case the answer was no, Aiden was already digging through his bag for Carolina Reaper's pokeball. The mouthy bird was a handful but her attitude was
exactly what he needed. Besides, she was always begging Aiden to let her fight. This was the perfect opportunity. Long before his hands found the right pokeball, the Flareon had left his side.
Saffron bounded up to the battle, ready to turn the brawl into a two against one. Fair? Not really. But this wasn't a league sanctioned match. It was a battle with someone who had caught them off guard, who had tried to order them, who had threatened them. Fighting fair was not a priority.
"Back up, Nutty," he howled while he ran at the Espurr with a tackle attack. The seven and a half pound Espurr was helpless against the fifty five pound Flareon. He slammed into her just as she started lifting both of her ears up.
The priestess went rolling from the impact and a fresh blast of Confusion ruptured through the area, zigzagging indiscriminately around the route. The psychic energy sent shockwaves through the dirt road. Dust flew high into the air. Aiden and his pokemon were all hit by stray beams of the attack but none of them got the brunt of it; the dust in the lungs was worse than the Confusion itself. They all hacked and coughed, trying in vain to get the dust out of their lungs--but as long as they were in that area, there was nothing but dust to breathe in, so the efforts backfired every time they took a breath.
With his eyes squeezed shut, Aiden abandoned the search for Carolina's pokeball and slid his still-open backpack over his shoulders.
"Guys, c'mon! Before she gets up! Run!" Neither Saffron nor Nutmeg needed to be told twice.
nutmeg the tepig, level ten, blaze
curse, tackle, tail whip, ember, odor sleuthsaffron the flareon, level eight, flash fire
helping hand, growl, tackle, tail whip, sand attack WORDS → 3,176
POKEMON → nutmeg the tepig &
saffron the flareon &
wild espurrNOTES → fitz lmao 3k words for a pokemon I'm not even taking what is my life
anyway total experience gained is 1,588. nutmeg and saffron split each get 794. nutmeg grows to level twelve (128/375). saffron grows to level ten (304/325) and learns baby doll eyes.